Or, ‘You’re never fully dressed without a scarf’.
Or, ‘I get by with a little help from my friends’.
Or, ‘It’s about time I finally figured out how to store them’.
Or, ‘Realising you have your finger in an awful lot of pies.’
Or, ‘It’s time to rouge your knees and roll your stockings down.’
Or, ‘Bows are a slippery slope.’
Or, ‘I enjoy dressing this way in an era with wifi and slightly more human rights.’
Or, ‘Doesn’t everyone obsessively follow other people’s OOTDs?’