Or, ‘You’re never fully dressed without a scarf’.
Or, ‘It’s about time I finally figured out how to store them’.
Or, ‘Realising you have your finger in an awful lot of pies.’
Or, ‘All great cabaret divas are destined to one day cross paths.’
Or, ‘It’s time to rouge your knees and roll your stockings down.’
Or, ‘Bows are a slippery slope.’
Or, ‘Thou must always be grateful for good accompanists.’
Or, ‘I enjoy dressing this way in an era with wifi and slightly more human rights.’
Or, ‘I lost count of the number of tourists who stopped to take photos.’
Or, ‘Doesn’t everyone obsessively follow other people’s OOTDs?’